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Rainbow Flag When You Google Gay Terms… Thanks Google!
by SAB on Jun.21, 2010, under News
I was doing a search for “HRC” on Google… and surprisingly got a little rainbow flag under the search box. A little research and I found out that the gay-friendly people at Google apparently put a little pride bar under certain search terms, like Drag Queen, Stonewall, Gay, Gay Marriage, and HRC! Thanks Google!!
GURPS Dungeon Fantasy 10 – Taverns Review
by SAB on May.20, 2010, under RPG
GURPS Taverns is an add-on book to Steve Jackson’s Generic Universal RolePlaying System, or GURPS. Part of the Dungeon Fantasy series of E-Book supplements, GURPS Taverns explores that most common of Fantasy RPG settings: the Tavern…where every adventure seems to start!
I got really excited when I saw this book as I’m always looking for better maps and detailed settings for our TL3 Fantasy game. When it comes to settings, Taverns provides a lot of interesting ideas for Tavern specific characters and special rules for bar fights, tavern based adventures, and more.
Taverns also includes a few pre made taverns… but not many. Most of them are also pretty bizarre – I found it difficult to integrate any of them into our game. The maps are only for these strange taverns and are certainly not to scale – I would estimate they’ve been shrunk 75% from what you’d want if you’re using miniatures. If you were hoping for removable pages that you could move figures around on… better hope your copier has a nice zoom setting!
Unfortunately Taverns left a pretty bad taste in my mouth. I was hoping for some good maps and settings and ended up with a fairly limited selection. The character details, as usual, are quite excellent. The settings themselves, while not being what I wanted, might be useful to you in your game.
I don’t feel cheated, as the price is only $7.99 from E23. If you’re looking for some pre-made settings and
2009 Movie Catch-Up
by SAB on May.15, 2010, under Movies
I’m picky about movies, and you have to admit… almost every movie that’s been released lately has really, really sucked. There have been some winners though… and when I find one that I think was good, I like to share it. I’ll be sharing my thoughts on new releases when I see them… and oldies you might have missed.
For now, let’s catch up (succinctly) on the movies SuperAwesomeBlog has missed!!
Watchmen
Most superhero movies are either thin and poorly developed commercial machines, or you-can-see-the-wires poorly made. Watchmen was an excellent homage to the graphic novel, which many (myself included) consider one of the best works in the genre. While almost every scene felt like it was ripped out of the book’s pages, the characters in the movie sometimes felt thin and not well developed (but what do you expect when a book is turned into a movie?) Interestingly I found the most inhuman character, Dr. Manhattan, to be the character I sympathized with the most. Watchmen is a superhero movie done right.
Star Trek
SAB previously reviewed Star Trek and I stand by it – this is a great movie for non-trekkers, and a good movie for Star Trek fans. Without this movie it would have been time to order a casket for the Star Trek franchise. Sadly the only thing spawned from Star Trek (2009) so far has been Star Trek Online. Gag.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
When I was reading the Harry Potter books, each sequel was better than the one that preceded it. With Half Blood Prince the same story holds true – this film is dark and brooding, with enough fun to be Harry Potter. Like any novel turned movie, the characters and story are somewhat thinner, but the feel of the books stays true. I can’t wait for the next one two!
District 9
I think that Science Fiction is often at its best when it looks at a problem from the real world, puts it in a fantastical setting and then deals with it in a direct way that might be difficult if it wasn’t done with a Sci-Fi veil. In this fashion, District 9 is a veiled examination of apartheid. It is very disturbing at times, enough so that I don’t know if I’d really like to watch it again. I think everyone should watch District 9 (if only once!)
Avatar
Avatar got a lot of criticism for being, basically, Pocahontas in space. Which it mostly is. But I liked Disney’s Pocahontas! Avatar’s special effects were amazing… and really it doesn’t have all that going for it besides that. But the visuals really were amazing. Don’t see this if floating mountains upset you – see this if 3D floating mounts are cool (they are.)
Up
What is it about Disney / Pixar movies that always make me cry? Up is a very touching story about love and loss. You should definitely see it.
Well, that’s my succinct list of the greats from 2009! There are certainly more, but in my opinion these are the gems that if you missed, you should see. Get out there and watch some movies!
Why I’m Quitting Star Trek Online
by SAB on May.14, 2010, under Games
I really liked the idea of Star Trek Online. A lot! The Star Trek Universe has captivated me since I was a little kid: playing with Playmates Star Trek action figures, drawing my own LCARS panels for my self-made bridge in the basement, and trudging through the snow in my backyard pretending I was on a shuttlecraft mission.
I’ve played pretty much every Star Trek game that’s ever been made… typically ending in disappointment. There have been a few exceptions though: Birth of the Federation remains a favorite, as does the Elite Force series.
When I heard there was a Star Trek MMO coming out, I was instantly excited. I remained very interested even after launch, as this blow pretty clearly shows, until mission after mission I began to realize that I didn’t really care for the game. I feel like i owe it to Star Trek itself to explain what I don’t like about the game and why I’m leaving…
1. The Setting
Star Trek Online is set after Star Trek Nemesis in what one now has to refer to as the “prime universe” (meaning not the universe in the JJ Abraham’s Star Trek.) While this setting let Cryptic, the creators of the game, open to invent their own Star Trek future, they are left with some of my least favorite elements of Star Trek being front and center. Star Trek Nemesis was, by all accounts, a total failure. It’s my least favorite movie and is pretty much a soulless regurgitated amalgamation of existing Star Trek movies. From the destruction of one of Star Trek’s most interesting and not yet developed (and now, probably never developed) settings, Romulus, to the pointless (utterly pointless) death of Data, Nemesis just sucked. By the end of Nemesis I felt like all the life had been, finally, sucked out of Star Trek. Combine this with a Borg enemy that has evolved so far from the original concept, thanks to First Contact’s invention of a Borg Queen and Voyager’s recycling of this idea and you get the setting of STO.
2. The Look
Rarely do very many locations *look* like Star Trek. The most glaring is the Earth Spacedock – a location you see in the films many, many times. It’s iconic. The one in Star Trek Online feels small and unimpressive. Star Trek settings should be grand and awe-inspiring… especially when your set-budget is practically unlimited, as it is in a MMO.
The Spacedock from the game is on the left, the Spacedock from Star Trek is on the right. You tell me which looks better! Adding to the boredom, you’re always in space. There’s no going to Earth, Starfleet Command, Paris… nothing.
3. The Technology
A constant irritant of STO is the technology. Everyone is *always* running around wearing bad-ass composite armor carrying a huge gun. Even when they’re just visiting a Starbase. Away teams look like the Space Marines. Federation officers in the game use weird weapons, not phasers. Weird custom star ships with paint jobs you’d expect on drag racers are everywhere. It just doesn’t *feel* like Star Trek. At no point does the game force anyone to, well, behave like Star Trek. The gentleman on the right, for example, is a mild example of what a typical player character looks like in the game. Unusually he’s not holding a giant Tetryon Auto-cannon…
4. Gotta Kill ‘Em All!
Anything that *could* be blown up on the shows is blow-up-able in Star Trek Online. Even things that really should NOT be… such as the Crystalline Entity, which Star Trek: TNG tells us was sentient and probably not malevolent. Often it felt like the developers went through the Okudas’ Star Trek Encyclopedia and made a bad guy out of every possible entity/character/etc.
5. No Choices
Linear plots and RPGs should not mix. This is the big one. I understand that modern video games are not Holodecks or anything, but games like Oblivion have choices you can make, even simple decisions like being a “good” character or a “bad” character make games more interesting. In Oblivion, Fallout 3, Bioshock, etc, you always have choices you can make and you feel like you’re changing the outcome of the game by those choices. I was hoping that Star Trek online would veer away from the linear plots, and at least let you develop your character a little better. Sadly, my Rear Admiral character is exactly like your Rear Admiral character, which is exactly like every other one. They all made the same decisions, they all did the same thing you did, to the letter. The only time you ever get to make a choice is during a Section 31 mission – and I remember thinking “this was my favorite mission!” That’s because I got to choose which side I wanted to go with. Unfortunately, this should have been a major plot point… but it wasn’t. The end mission result was the exact same no matter who you sided with, and it never comes up again in the game. Ever.
In The Final Analysis…
There are a lot of other small issues, like dumb bugs, stupid ship names and uniforms that were not uniform, but I could have lived with all these. Sadly, I think the linear plot is what did it in for me…. I just felt like nothing I did in the game mattered. Of course nothing done in games ever matters, but the important part is that you feel like they do. I find myself wishing that instead of a MMO, there was a Star Trek version of Oblivion. Now that would be awesome.
Super Awesome Blog Where Have You Been!?
by SAB on May.12, 2010, under News
Good question! The answer is lame but true: busy ! We lost a couple people at work a few months back and that means a LOT more work for everyone else. No complaints though – I like money!
Here’s what to expect in the next few postings:
- Why Star Trek Online didn’t live up to the hype. The picture on the right is only the tip of this rather disappointing iceberg…
- *New* GURPS compatible Hex Maps!
- Some new GURPS tools
- Jesus photoshops. Really.
That and whatever else I find on the internet that I think might be interesting to you, dear readers. Stay tuned!
Man Takes Self Portrait Everyday For 6 Years
by SAB on Feb.14, 2010, under Videos
Noah Kalina started taking a self portrait of himself on January 11, 2000 and hasn’t stopped yet.
6 years of these self portraits are found in a video I found by chance on YouTube – it’s set to a powerful piano piece by Carly Comando, and shows 6 images per second of Noah as he ages over the course of 6 years – from January 11, 2000 to July 31, 2006.
Noah’s eyes are entered on the camera as the age progression occurs and his background changes, creating the effect that he’s staring at you with those big, sad, brown eyes. The work is really powerful -- transcending normal YouTube offerings and entering the realm of art.
Amazing. Noah is still taking pictures – you can see them here. I hope this video is either updated or a new one is made following his progression from 2006 to the present.
Index Network Locations In Windows 7 With Win7 Library Tool
by SAB on Jan.11, 2010, under Technology
When I first started using Windows 7 I didn’t really care for the new Library feature. However, as I got more familiar with the new operating system I found myself really liking libraries, and increasingly annoyed that I couldn’t add network locations.
For me this is especially annoying, because I use a central Linux server for all my files and access them from various terminals throughout the house. You can “sort of” make Windows 7 do this already by telling Windows Media Player to add these folders, but it doesn’t work very well.
Understandably I was thrilled I was when I found out that someone has created a utility that tells Windows it really is OK to index network locations and use them in libraries. Yay!
Kudos to the Washington Post’s Rick Broida for the excellent review, and to Zorn Software for their great Win 7 Library Tool!
Get it today! It’s simple and free!
Does The Salvation Army Discriminate Against Gays?
by SAB on Dec.22, 2009, under Iowa, Opinion
The short answer is yes. For a longer answer, read Lisa Neff’s article at 365GAY.com – it’s enlightening. Not only does the Salvation Army passively discriminate against gays but they also actively lobby Congress to fight equality for gays.
When you see that red kettle just keep on walking… why don’t you give money to a charity, local or national, that doesn’t discriminate? Here are some good options:
American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)
Check your local area and see if there are any causes worthy of your support. A little change can do a lot of good – just make sure you like where that change is going!
Complete List of Star Trek Online Pre-Order Bonuses
by SAB on Dec.15, 2009, under Games
UPDATE: Cryptic Clears Confusion Over Pre-Order Bonuses
I haven’t played an MMO in years. The last one I played was Star Wars Galaxies. That game had a lot of potential… all of it squandered and wasted. After SWG I felt pretty indifferent about joining another MMO. For starters most had a pretty boring setting or looked like they might not be taken seriously by the developers – that or they appeared to be yet another grind-fest. Sometimes I wonder how many random made-up Star Wars creatures did I kill? Thousands? Millions? Playing Star Wars Galaxies often seemed like the developers were searching for things to keep us busy with, and thought long travel time and repetitive missions would satisfy the demand for “content.”
Star Trek Online is the only MMO I’ve seen recently that seemed interesting, and I’ve been keeping a wary eye one it. The game nearly died after the previous developer dumped the game after going bankrupt, and with the near death of Star Trek I figured that this game was vaporware.
Not so! A miracle befell all Trek-dom with the 2009 release of Star Trek. A fresh new look at Star Trek got people interested in the universe again and breathed new life into Star Trek Online.
Now it looks like nothing’s going to stop STO: it’s being nominated for “Most Anticipated for 2010″ by Massively (a mmorpg Webzine), new and interesting pictures, videos, and tidbits are being released every couple of days with new and juicy looks into the game.
You can even pre-order the game – but here’s the problem: FROM WHO!? There are no less than 8 American pre-order offers and 9 European pre-order offers… each with a different set of goodies!
I’m not even sure who I’m going to order from, mostly because I’ve had trouble finding a cnocise list of who offers what. To solve that problem for myself and for you, please enjoy this helpful guide:
The List
This is a up to date listing of the various pre-order bonuses for Star Trek Online – if you find more details, a missing picture, etc., please let me know and I’ll include it here!
For physical copies, most retailers are offering a Collector’s Edition and a Standard Edition.
All Collector’s Editions include the same items:
- A very fancy box.
- “Deluxe” game manual.
- Replica communicator badge.
- 3 Guest Passes – give to your friends and they can play for 10 days for free!
- “Red Matter Capacitor” – a unique item that gives extra energy to your ship.
- TNG & DS9 Uniforms.
So if you’re buying a collectors edition from a site that also has a pre order bonus, you get both. Bully for you.
All pre-order retailers offer Head-Start access (allowing you to play the weekend before launch, before everyone else) and access to the Open Beta, which starts January 12.
Unless specified, assume a retailer only offers a physical edition (not a digital download.)
GameStop
GameStop is offering a Collector’s Edition as well as a Standard Edition. Both editions offer an in-game Constitution Class Starship, like the Original Enterprise. GameStop offers In_Store pickup for this item, so you can pick it up the day of release. GameStop offers a physical edition as well as a downloadable edition.
Amazon
Amazon offers the Regular Edition as well as the Collector’s edition. Both come with an exclusive Borg Bridge Officer. This NPC comes with some special skills: Nano Probes, Efficiency, and Borg Neural Blast. It’s unclear what any of these do yet. Also unclear is how customizable this Borg NPC is: will it always be a woman? Will it always have that “freshly assimilated yet made sexy for nerdy fapping” look? We’ll have to wait to find out… Amazon offers a physical edition as well as a downloadable edition.
Best Buy
Best Buy offers In-Game Pets in the form of a Tribble or a Klingon Targ. It’s unclear what in game pets do, or if they can be killed by other players. We can hope. By far this is the weakest of the pre-order offerings. Best Buy offers a physical edition as well as a downloadable edition.
Steam
The Star Trek Online site seems to indicate we’ll be able to order from Steam, however as of
this publishing it’s not actually available there. STO says that Steam will provide Chronodynamic Armor, which looks a lot like fetishy scuba-suits.
So far the Steam pre-order bonus is the most concrete of the pre-orders! We have actual numbers:
- 6.1% Physical Resistance
- 6.1% Kinetic Resistance
- 2.6% Energy Resistance
- +15% Critical Damage
- +5% Critical Chance
- +3% Energy Damage
It’s unclear how much better any of these statistics is compared to items we can get in game, however. The Steam version of STO is only available as a download.
Wal Mart
Wal Mart is selling the Regular and Collector’s edition. The pre-order bonus is additional skill points for your character. It is unclear how many points you will receive or exactly what they do. Wal Mart offers a Standard and a Collectors, but no download.
Target
Similarly to Steam, the Star Trek Online site says we’ll be able to order this item, however the link on the Star Trek Online page does not work, nor does searching for “Star Trek Online” at Target’s website. STO says Target is offering a TR-116 Ground Rifle. No stats or other information is provided by either STO or Target, however this weapon was originally featured in the Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episode “Field of Fire.” Memory Alpha suggests that the weapon might be particularly effective against the Borg, or anyone using a person shield, for its ability to fire a physical projectile which the Borg may be vulnerable to. It has been shown in the DS9 episode to be able to shoot through (and see through) physical walls, however this ability has not been confirmed in-game.
Atari
Atari offers a “Digital Deluxe Edition.” This includes a number of items: Original Series Uniforms, a Joined Trill Class that provides a bonus to 5 skills (as usual, the details of this are unclear), Two Exclusive “Emotes”, “Khaaan!” and “Klingon Blood Wine Toast”, a Unique Registry for your ship; NX-1234 instead of NCC-1234, and an Automated Defense Battery for your ship that provides a passive 360 degree weapon arc at close range (no information on the power of this weapon, or its effectiveness.)
Curiously, Atari’s website is very ambiguous about which packages get the bonus content. In most cases we can assume that you get the bonus content with all the editions, however the Deluxe page is the only one that say anything about the bonus items! Assume that you only get Trill, Khan, etc, with the Digital Deluxe. You still get the Collector’s goodies in the Collectors Edition, you might not get the Deluxe stuff though. Strange, eh?
Direct2Drive
Direct2Drive, an online video game store, offers a Multi-Spatial Personal Shield. This item constantly recharges your personal shield as well as your health. The rate of recharge is not clear, nor is the amount of protection it provides. Direct2Drive is only available as a download. Direct2Drive offers a Digital Deluxe Edition, just like Atari… only you get the shield with it. So not only do you get the Original Series Uniforms, the Joined Trill Class Two Exclusive “Emotes,” a Unique Registry and an Automated Defense Battery, you also get the Multi-Spatial Shield. Neato.
So if you’re getting the Deluxe Edition, get it from Direct2Drive, not Atari.
In The Final Analysis….
I made this guide in big part to help me decide which one to go with! Each different pre-order bonus has its own ups and downs. Personally, I’ll be going for one of the digital downloads. I’m guaranteed to get it in time. Currently I’m leaning toward Atari’s Deluxe edition.
A serious question to consider is wether or not these items are going to be available as micro-transactions – where you can buy them for a dollar or two at a later time. The as yet up in the air nature of the game makes the pre-order decision a tough one…
In other news… those lucky European’s ordering from Gamestation get a Starfleet Shuttle Craft. Sadly I think this is my favorite pre-order bonus! Too bad for me.